Be who you want to be on Facebook withOUT your boss, mom, or stalker finding out.

So you're a nudie and you're on facebook? You probably invited to super rad nudie parties and events out at your local nude beach, bar, or nudie friends' homes. You've liked at least one nudie page on joined a few nudie groups. And some of your friends or mom are probably judging you for it. Learn how to hide what you want from those you don't want to see it. Just click below - read more! ​

Your facebook friends, stalkers, and others can make assumptions about you just by looking at the things you like, pages you follow, or the events you're going to by looking at your Facebook. For instance, say you've just liked for 15 different nudist groups, checked in at the local nude beach, joined three naked gay dating groups, or RSVP'd to that super gay clothing optional party this weekend. Your boss might have some questions for you on monday.

Your friends may begin to wonder if you might be turning into a raging nudist weirdo based on your new likes. In reality, you were just liking the pages to get invites to the great events and meet some new people and challenge your comfort zone.

No matter what your likes are, you can choose to make them public or you can keep them all to yourself, so that you don't come home to a surprise family intervention because your aunt told your mom about the Leather Nudist Camping weekend you attended last week.
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LIKES

There are several types of Likes on Facebook. If you take a look at your profile, you will see at least 16 different categories: Movies, Television, Music, Books, Sports Teams, Athletes, Inspirational People, Restaurants, Games, Activities, Interests, Sports, Food, Clothing, Websites, and Other.

You can kinda control who sees what you like at the category level, but you can't hide individual things that you like. For example, you can decide to show or hide Sports Teams, but you can't hide the fact that you like an individual team.

How to Make Your Likes Private:
1.     Log onto Facebook. 
2. Click the down arrow and select Timeline Settings on your page.



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Here you can edit the privacy of your Likes or delete them all together. But remember that some Likes are public based on the status of the group, post, or page that you're liking and you can't change that all you can do is remove your reactions.

Making Your Category and other Likes Private:
1. Select the About Tab on your Profile Page 
2. Scroll down to your Likes section or any other category you wish you hide from your profile. 
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7. Select Edit the Privacy of Your Likes from the menu.
8.  Click the triangle next to the head and shoulders icon for the category you wish to make private.  
9.  Select the level of privacy you want for the like visibility of the category. Your options include: Public, Friends, Only Me or Custom. If you want to hide your likes from everyone but yourself, choose "Only Me".
​10.   Click Close.

3.    Click Likes
4.  Click Manage (the pencil icon on the right). 

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If you're liking so you can keep track of the article or information try saving the link instead. 

1.    Click on the ellipse (the three dots...) in the corner of the post.
2.    Scroll down and select Save link. 

You can find your saved links on your home screen on the left hand side with all the other shortcuts and junk.

3.  Click on Manage (the little pencil icon on the right) 
4.   Select Hide Section. This hides your Like from your public profile. However they may still show up on someone's feed. But this will prevent a Facebook stalker from knowing your life without your permission.
​5. Repeat this action with all the categories you want removed from your public profile.

You can choose different restrictions for each of the categories but unfortunately, as mentioned earlier, you can't hide the fact that you like individual pages. But you can follow to stay up to date on the news from that page. 
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Follows

When you Like a page or something similar you are automatically enrolled in following that page or movie or nudist camp, etc. So if you're trying to avoid mom seeing all the naked shit you're liking try following instead. Following allows you to get all the same information as Liking but without the unnecessary attention you don't want from a Like. 

How to Manage Privacy of Follows:
1.   Rather than clicking on Like, click Follow
2.  Decide how often you want notifications from that page or if you want it to show up in your newsfeed.
3.  If you use Facebook at work and want to follow a nudist page or that really gay group you might want to select All Off under notifications. But then you're responsible to go to the page to see what's up, it won't show up on your feed.

4.   Click on the Learn More link in the blue box seen above. 
5.   Select the level of privacy you want for the like visibility of the category. Your options include: Public, Friends, Only Me or Custom. If you want to hide your follows from everyone but yourself, choose "Only Me". If you want to limit it to a select group of people you can choose custom and make a specific list of people who can see everything you follow.
​6.   Click Close. 
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Events

Facebook is trying to become all things and it's getting fucking annoying. But Facebook is great for events, fine. I'll give Marky Z that one. But if you want to stay in the know without looking like a total freak to grandma and your sisters. Just save that naked rave event you're dying to go to instead of trying to remember it. You'll still be able to check your Events Tab to get details and even add it to you calendar, but your little 13 year old sister won't ask you, "What's poppers?" and your life will be easier. But make sure you message the organizers to let them know you're coming even though you didn't post it on Facebook.
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One final note: Facebook is famous for making sweeping changes to how your privacy settings are managed. It is a good idea to periodically check your privacy options about once a month or so to see if Mark Zuckerburg has changed anything. You can never be too safe when it comes to making sure mom doesn't see your dick pic.